Drive-by shooting epic fail: Forgetting to roll down your car window before you start shooting from the driver’s seat. Whoops.
Andrew J. Burwitz, 20, of Appleton, Wis., allegedly tried to do a drive-by shooting at the home of his ex-girlfriend’s family and another random house. Police found him because he failed to roll down his car window and shattered it when he made the first shot.
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He was charged Wednesday with four counts of first-degree reckless endangerment, four counts of endangering safety by reckless use of a firearm, disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property.
More from the Appleton Post-Crescent:
According to court documents, the occupants of the house in the Town of Buchanan were awakened about 2 a.m. Monday to the sounds of breaking glass.
They saw a car driving off and found two bullets had struck the exterior of the house and three had entered the living room. None of the four people in the house was injured. The ex-girlfriend was attending school out of state.
Sheriff’s deputies examining the area found broken auto glass in the street, and, later that day, contacted area auto glass repair shops and found Burwitz had his car window replaced after filing an insurance claim.
Burwitz had been drinking heavily that night. But seriously, you still forgot to roll down the window? Boggles our mind.
It wasn’t exactly the crime of the century, but several folks’ nights were ruined last week when a pair of armed robbers attacked a Domino’s delivery driver and made off with $36 worth of chicken wings.
According to reports, the 19-year-old driver was attempting to make a delivery at a residence on the outskirts of Columbus, GA, at around 8:50 p.m. when the two suspects made their move, brandishing what appeared to be a chrome pistol at the unfortunate delivery man.
After one of the suspects, apparently recognizing the delivery man asked, “Is that you, Stevie?” the robbers then demanded, “Give me the wings” before fleeing the scene, leaving the driver unscathed.
It is unknown if the stolen food was actual Buffalo chicken wings, or the boneless Domino’s Buffalo Chicken Kickers…
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Not all lawsuits are frivolous. People should have the right to take legal action against someone who have wronged them if they can legally prove it. They should just make sure they sue the right person. And we mean PERSON.
A woman who was bitten on the buttocks by a police dog lost her case because she sued the wrong defendant, according to ClickonDetroit.com.
The woman filed her suit against the dog. That only works if you expect to be paid in Kibbles and Bits and Bits and Bits.
The judge not only dismissed the suit against poor Scruffy, but also fined the woman for filing a frivolous suit. The dog did not offer any comment because he’s a #*$&ing dog…
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